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Valentine’s day is a day to appreciate and show your love to those who are dear to you. A combination of love and humour have the power to create a happy and healthy relationship.
Valentine’s day is not just about romantic love you can appreciate your friends and other people in your life for being there for you. To make it more fun we have compiled the best Funny Valentine Messages for you.
Whether you are single or in a relationship our comprehensive list of humorous Valentine messages will help you to make it more fun for you.
Valentine’s day is a day to appreciate and show your love to those who are dear to you.
Funny Happy Valentine Day Messages 2019
Below you will find some hilarious valentine messages to say someone Happy Valentine’s Day in a humorous way:
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, may your love last forever and for the single people may your batteries last longer.
Enjoy the lovemaking day throughout the day and throughout the night. Happy Valentine day.
For those without a valentine on Valentine’s Day, don’t worry, nobody loves you the rest of the year either.
Happy Valentine day, I am going to spend Valentine’s day with my true love…my phone.
Valentine’s day is for couples. Singles have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy themselves. Anyway, happy Valentine’s day!
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Loveday, while men name it as extortion day.
If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise, you would spend a few hundred dollars.
To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that. Happy Valentine’s Day 2019
It is only one day where couples celebrate which is Valentine’s day, the rest of the year is for singles to keep!
Is there a possibility that a person celebrates Valentine’s day with a different person every year? Because if he does then that is one hell of a celebration!
Valentine’s day is for lovers while funny valentines day is for singles. Happy Valentine’s Day 2019
Funny Valentine Messages for Friends
Valentine day is not only for lovers. You can use this special day to let your friends know how much they mean to you. Whether you are single or have a partner to celebrate your Valentine these funny Valentine Messages for friends will give you and your friend a great laugh.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all my friends! If you have someone special, enjoy your day with them. If you are single, enjoy not having to spend a bunch of money and waiting in line for a table at a restaurant!
Soon Valentine’s Day is going to arrive and I am sending you free advice to tell you that it is still not very late. Just break up and save all your money. Happy Valentine’s Day my dear friend!!
I am celebrating Independence Day as I am still single. Happy Valentine day, my dear friends.
My friend, I wasn’t sure if it is ok to send a Valentine message to a friend, so if it is ok, consider this my Valentine’s wish to you, if not, then happy just-another-day to you!
We have come a long way and there are only two things that have grown in this wonderful journey… one is our love my dear and second is your weight. Happy Valentine’s Day to you my sweet friend. So grow any further, just let the love grow!
Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
Funny Valentine Messages for Her, Girlfriend or Wife
Looking for a way to tell your girlfriend or wife that you love her and she is important for you without getting too serious? Here we are with a list of Funny Valentine Messages for her/ girlfriend /wife to make valentine awesome for both of you:
I bought candles, some Barry White music and a few bottles of chilled champagne. That should keep your parents busy all night, so we can really enjoy this Valentine.
Some people say the world today doesn’t have enough love. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make some.
This Valentine’s Day I just want to say “please don’t ever leave me”. My healthcare plan doesn’t cover broken hearts.
Scientists believe that a large explosion called the Big Bang was the start of our universe. Tonight, let’s devote ourselves to science.
When I fell in love with you, my heart was locked, the key thrown in the mud and then run over by a truck. Happy Valentine’s Day.
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You don’t steal my heart, you just hacked my brain. I even forgot my name when I am with you. Happy valentine day, my sweet baby.
I have never seen any place where a bike stands on its own? Because it is two-tired. I will be too tired to live my life without you. Happy Valentine’s Day my life.
I am your electric oven you have the power to control me. Wishing you a wonderful valentine day, my sweet and sour love.
I’m so happy to be the love of your life, you’re the second creature to fall in complete love with me, the first were the mosquitos, not even my mom. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
Today I want to know if you’ll end up marrying me. Let’s flip a coin, if it’s the head, then I’m yours, if it’s tail then you’re mine, it’s a fair deal. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Chocolates aren’t enough to fill your huge appetite, so I’ll buy you dinner instead; I hope you say yes to going out with me on valentine.
You are my wife, my commander in chief and sometimes my mother. You scare me but in the best way I could be scared. Happy Valentine’s Day my beautiful wife!
Our love is like a car with no brakes, it’s simply unstoppable. I will love you till the gas gives out. Have a fantastic Valentine my love, you are loved!
Funny Valentine Messages for Him, Boyfriend or Husband
On this Valentine day use romantic messages filled with humour to make his day extra special. Read on for the Funny Valentine’s Day messages for him/ boyfriend/ husband to let him know exactly how you feel, while also giving them a nice laugh.
If you won’t be my Valentine, you’ll regret it! I am so damn sweet and loving and if you don’t treat me that way I’ll make your life miserable! You better love me you idiot!
I don’t need silly gifts like flowers or chocolate on Valentine’s Day, jewelry will do just fine.
I want the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. Is it chocolates? Flowers? Dinners? No. The perfect Valentine’s Day gift is Ryan Gosling. But if he’s not available, I’ll take you.
There are 364 days in a year that aren’t the day after Valentine’s Day. We can be on time for work on those days.
You are the sun that lights up my days, but also gives me sunburns. Love you to the sun’s heat and back, Happy Valentine’s Day!
Special moments like these make me feel like I could hire a stalker just to take pictures of us. That’s how weird you make me feel. Happy Valentines!
They say love is blind, but to me it is not, your love actually opened my eye to all of your faults and yet I still love you. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
You always live in my heart and spread all over in my blood. I became a diabetic patient due to your overweight. Happy Valentine day, my fatty.
Although I am afraid of height, I would climb the tallest mountain just to shout out my love for you, but then cry afterward. Love you my valentine!
I am on a diet so feel free to buy me diamonds instead of chocolates this Valentine’s Day.
Every day I fall more in love with you. Except on those days, you really piss me off.
Funny Valentine Quotes, Funny Valentine Sayings and Funny Valentine Poems
Here are some Funny Valentine Quotes and funny Valentine Sayings you can share with your significant other or friends or your favorite social media platform:
Remembering Valentine’s Day is a friendly reminder to those who are single and lonely, that no special someone loves them in a romantic way.
Is it just me or is it a little creepy that Valentine’s Day is represented by fat babies carrying around bows and arrows?
If I don’t meet your standards for Valentine’s date, then please lower your standards.
That awkward moment when you realize that Valentine’s day is approaching fast and the only one you love is your pet.
Valentine’s Day is a beautiful day for the couples. For the singles, they can only lock themselves indoors.
If you ever feel sad on Valentine’s day, do not worry, it is the same as your other days.
Men plan more on Valentine’s day than that of their finals examination in school.
I just saved a bunch of money on valentines day by switching to single.
I do not even understand why they have chosen cupid as a character for Valentines! Being struck by an arrow by a little fat kid is not even romantic.
Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something.
keeps hearing that the right person will come along… I think mine got hit by a truck.
Valentine’s day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words. Let’s get naked!
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
I wish your Valentine’s Day celebration gets a ton of likes on social media.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Funny Valentine Poems
Below you will find Funny Valentine Poems to share with your significant other:
I just want to confess one thing today
That you are my valentine for the day
Yes, I mean it, when I say
That I love you every way
So congrats on being my first repetitive valentine for the day
Wishing you a very happy Valentine’s Day!
We go together like the Sun and the Moon,
Like brush and paint,
Like salt and pepper,
Like cupcake and frosting,
Like copy and paste,
Like hugs and kisses!
I love you because you are my life!
This Valentine’s Day won’t pass you by,
For Cupid’s flying in the sky.
He sees the love I have for you,
His arrow’s sharp and the aim is true.
He’ll never miss so nor shall I,
I’ll love you till the day I die.
Pick up your favourite Funny Valentine Message from the given list and share it with your other half or friends or on your favourite social media platform to make them laugh.
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